2004-11-09
Sister-in-law
The earlier entry today just felt too whiney. I had teased a few entries ago about my sister in law and how she had the entire libido my wife is lacking. So I thought I would expound on that thought.
We will call my sister in law, S. S is 28, single, lives in Dallas, makes a fortune and does all of her shopping at Neiman Marcus. She is thin, raven-haired and has very nice breasts. I think my wife is better looking and I have never really been all that sexually attracted to her sister (though all men have fantasies…). S still lives the single life of a young professional in a big city. She stays out late partying and enjoys the abundant supply of available men.
Ages ago, while my wife and I were still just dating, her sister complained about her then lack of men. She said if she could just find a man, he had better watch out because she would probably just up and rape him before they could head out to dinner. Of course my ears perked up at this comment, however, my wife turned about six shades of purple and could not believe that S would say such a thing (let alone in front of her boyfriend). S just laughed and walked away raising her right hand and saying, “until then, I guess this will have to do.” I am sure she said this mostly to get a rise out of my wife, which it certainly did. As I have mentioned, my wife claims never to have masturbated and I don’t disbelieve her. But it certainly did get a rise out of me.
When S heads north to visit her nephews, she has a standard group of guys she calls here and often does not spend a single night in our guest bed. She has the college guy, the salesmen, and the older gentleman that she “sees” at various times when she visits. She will often reappear at our house around noon and play with the boys until six or seven when she will head out again. All I can say is God bless her and more power to her. I just love it when S comes to visit and my wife and S start to whisper softly regarding what happened the night before. In variably, my wife will gasp and S will say, “Don’t be such a prude!” How often I have wished I could have a tape recorder of what was disclosed during those discussions. I have tried numerous times to have my wife pass along some of the juicy details, but to this point, she has always remained tight lipped.
There were no stories to tell this last weekend as S was here but so were my in-laws. S is always a very good girl when here parents are around.
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-- rockabillie at 12:41 p.m.